
I was initially excited when I heard the power-chord punch offered in leadoff single "Pork & Beans." This was the Weezer of yesteryear that I knew and grew to love. Had Rivers and gang finally learned to replicate their mid-nineties power-pop glory? On this song, yes. On the rest of the album? Not even a chance. And I'm not even asking the band to make another Blue Album or Pinkerton per se; this would be a nearly impossible feat. But for a band that has traditionally taken an exceptional amount of time to record and release new material, it is frustrating to consider that this is the best they can offer. The trainwreck begins on "Troublemaker" -- a nonsensical tune that has the lyrical sophistication of a six-year old. With lines like, "Put me in a special school/Cause I am such a fool/And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read/Who needs stupid books/They are for petty crooks," this song makes "Beverly Hills" sound like an opus. The five and half minute "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" experiments with about a dozen tempo changes, and seems to go everywhere but in a positive direction. "Heart Songs" is a snoozer and the band reaches new levels of failure on the Scott Shriner-sung "Thought I Knew." The gang saves some face on the poppy "Dreamin'," which is admittedly not a half-bad tune. However, this is really the only other check in the win column I'll give them. In lieu of their once-patented endearing quirkiness, we are given a handful of songs that are just uninspired and asinine.
My Rating 4.0/10